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I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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