What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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