Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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