Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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