I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
why is half of my head shaved?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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