My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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