GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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