Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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