Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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