no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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