lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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