On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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