Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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