check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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