Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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