Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Randomize
