You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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