Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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