Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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