Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
