It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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