then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
im calling her cock vulture from now on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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