I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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