"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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