Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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