just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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