I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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