im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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