Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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