is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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