Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Ketchup is God's man juice
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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