butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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