just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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