the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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