We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Randomize
