stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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