And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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