Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Drunk is not a location!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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