Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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