i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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