Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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