I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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