what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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