can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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