id be glad to
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
