Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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