this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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