I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
i believe in u and ur pee
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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