WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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