I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Randomize
