Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
NoShamevember. You game?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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