I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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