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I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I woke up under a house in Key West
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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