I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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