I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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