How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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